Why did god make me so ugly?

I look flat out ridiculous. I've been called many insults and couldn't even argue against them. A 10 year old once told my daughters fiance that he better hope my look isn't recessive. I can only agree. I have HUGE ears, a HUGE pointy nose. My face has the texture/appearence of the outside of a house. My teeth are bucked and crooked (though shiny.) My hair is thin and britle. My arms are hairy, my elbows are crusty, my back is slouched. I have a lazy eye, chronic chapped lips, no neck to speak of. No sense of fashion, long nose hair, pale tender skin. A woman once described me as "The ugliest man imaginable" And her discripition was appluaded by a large crowd including myself. Why didn't God make me handsome? Why didn't God make me as cute as the Bi-racial kid who made fun of me? Why can't I have a perfect nose? Nice golden brown skin? Cute wavy hair? Big green eyes? Cute full lips? Why Can't I look like Paul Walker? or Brad Pitt? The gut from Old spice commercials? Why do I have to be so ridiculous? Am I really made in Gods image? I sure as hell hope not, if so he is HIDEOUS!