Why can't all@h touch me now?

I curse toward to Mecca 5 times a day and make fun of all@h all time. Why can't he punish me right now but after my death? LMAO does this mean I have more power over him right now? LOL too bad All@h I'm still young and you have to wait another 50 years to burn me forever and ever after. So why can't he? I bet he is angry as hell right now.